ANDY ROONEY'S VIEW OF WOMEN OVER 40
Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women
who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons
why:
An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think. If an over 40 woman doesn't want to
watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about
it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
usually something more interesting.
An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and
from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what
you might think about her or what she's doing.
An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of
"meaningful relationships" and commitment."
The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy,
whiny, dependent lover.
Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they
can get away with it.
Over 40 women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
A woman over 40 woman couldn't care less
if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her..
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to an over 40 woman. They always know.
An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is
a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I
apologize.
Pass this on to other fabulous women over 40 that you
know! And, some who are not yet 40.
Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women
who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons
why:
An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think. If an over 40 woman doesn't want to
watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about
it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
usually something more interesting.
An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and
from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what
you might think about her or what she's doing.
An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of
"meaningful relationships" and commitment."
The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy,
whiny, dependent lover.
Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they
can get away with it.
Over 40 women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
A woman over 40 woman couldn't care less
if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her..
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to an over 40 woman. They always know.
An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is
a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I
apologize.
Pass this on to other fabulous women over 40 that you
know! And, some who are not yet 40.
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